TWO SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS IN THE BACK OF THE CAR DEBATING GOD:
C: I don’t believe in God.
A: I do.
C: So where does he live?
A: In the sky, of course.
C: So why have astronauts never seen him?
A: They were probably too busy doing things.
C: No they weren’t. They’re always looking out of the window in a rocket.
A: How do you know?
C: I’ve seen Apollo 13.
A: Apollo 13?
C: You know, where they say ‘Houston, we’ve got a problem’.
C: Well, they’re always looking out of the window. And they never say ‘Houston, we’ve seen God’.
A: Maybe they couldn’t see him because of the clouds.
C: Is that where he lives then? In the clouds?
C: So what does he do when it rains?
Merry Christmas all!